February 2012
212 posts
billyfishkins:
skinny people
“im so fat i can never wear revealing clothing because my fat will show ugh ugh fat ugh”
morbidly obese people
*wears leggings and crop tops*
I FRACTURED MY FACE
Only in real life... EMS dispatches
Dispatch: District 4, 10-55, district 4, 10-55; Please respond for a male with his penis stuck in a bottle
Unit: Umm... copy dispatch, en route, can you repeat the nature of the call?
Dispatch: copy en route, can you advise if dispatch can give any prearrival? We cannot find the 'penis' card.
Unit: Negative dispatch, I think this will have to go under the no-protocol-protocol.
Dispatch: Copy that, I even looked on Google and can't seem to find any helpful advice...
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Sit your WHORE ass down!
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we do this every day, yet i don't see a headline... →
